April 2012
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if you honestly think the hangover is funnier than bridesmaids then u r a terrible person and should feel baD
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ikillthemwithkindness replied to your post: so I’ve seen stats from all of these people on…
must be your #ivyswag
my whole family is visiting my uncle in nashville and my two best friends are out of town and i made myself a nice dinner and im sitting here alone in the living room with my dogs eating and its just a very sad situation
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so I’ve seen stats from all of these people on tumblr who got rejected from all their Ivy League schools
and i seriously have no fucking clue how I was accepted to the two I applied to
like im not complaining
just how the fuck
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March 2012
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pastelchainsaw:
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im-onlysleeping:
allmymetaphors:
The busier I get, the messier my bedroom/car/bathroom/backpack/desk space get
have a tendency to neglect orderliness in favor of sleep. Then, all of a sudden, everything will pile up at once and i will have a huge mess on my hands and all productivity stops and I just panic. It happens at least once a month. For some reason I can’t clean when I’m feeling...
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timelordy-teganbreann:
daughterofchiswick:
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i invented the term #ivyswag but yes u can use it jus credit me pls bc I am an *~~origiNal//~
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thegrapeofraps:
I don’t care what anyone says high school musical was life changing and an emotionally moving musical. If you disagree you are lying and trying to act cooler than you are.
no I actually am this funny irl I swear
does the phase of wanting your life to be like zoey 101 ever end
thegrapeofraps:
White people seriously just don’t get my humor. They don’t find it funny when I tell them about my fat neighbor who would shoplift Christmas hams or how my uncle has no teeth and is convinced he is a priest.
Ur uncle sounds like a nice lady.
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donttalktomeplease:
i think i’m done with tumblr i’m not getting the amount of attention i should be getting
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thegrapeofraps:
Sometimes I think about how cool I am and then nod approvingly at my existance.
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thegrapeofraps:
You know your life is on the right track when you need a snack while you look for a snack.
like idk sometimes I just feel so bad for the people who don’t follow me
:’(
filial:
black people on tumblr on like overly obsessed with race
lol wut is blaCk ppl?
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cannolis:
my parents think that just because I spend 90% of the day on the computer I’m some kind of expert but i don’t even know what a gigabyte is
*Tori scrolling through my itunes*
“Really Luke?”
“What”
*Theme from America’s Next Top Model begins to play*
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If I died right now, my only regret would be that I never got to vote for Lizzie McGuire for president.
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“No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via tillthemusicends)
