November 2011
skin-n-bones:
to do:
wake up
survive
go back to sleep
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if you don’t think hocus pocus is the best damn halloween movie ever made, well I guess you can just go fuck yourself.
so I guess I’m not applying to Princeton early. I waited way too long to do my common app and I’ve been incredibly confused because my guidance counselor is absolutely no help. Well, I’ll pray for Dartmouth and Brown.
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October 2011
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-30) →
The Morning Benders (4)
The Antlers (4)
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros (3)
The Tallest Man on Earth (3)
Band of Horses (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by …
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“I don’t know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should...”
– GEORGE H.W. BUSH
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Iwan Rheon holy fuck I have missed you
theoncomingbadger:
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“This land is your land and this land is my land, sure, but the world is run by...”
– Bob Dylan (via iwillholdonhope)
formal outlines. brb weeping
Historical puns are high class humor okay
interwar:
Why is England so damp? The queen has reigned there for years.
What did Mason say to Dixon? We’ve got to draw the line here.
Who built the ark? I have Noah idea.
Why did the ghost of Anne Boleyn always run after Henry? She was trying to get ahead.
How did the Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code.
How did the Roman cut his hair? He used some Caesers.
it was 40 degrees when I got to school yesterday.
it was 81 degrees when I left.
Jesus, you need to pull your shit together.
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Lately, I’ve been in a huge Lord of the Rings mood. I just want to read Lord of the Rings, watch Lord of the Rings, talk about Lord of the Rings, live Lord of the Rings. I just want all of it.
I'm reading a biography about Jo Rowling and the...
gryffindorteamseeker:
Mr & Mrs Rowling, of number 109, sundridge Park, were proud to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.
I was just like : i see whut you did thurr.
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foreheadtittaes:
ngx:
you know whats kinda crazy
all the future politicians and masterminds and revolutionaries are probably on the internet rn doing stupid shit
Oh man, it scares me that The Internet Is Written In Ink™ because when people in our generation start running for president and stuff their opponents will be all, “Do you really want this woman running this great nation of ours...
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